AJIT: Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee...

AJIT: Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao
Robert: Kyon boss?
AJIT: Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai

AJIT: Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...

AJIT: Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa...

AJIT: Robert, isey peekak paisan (poison) pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa...

Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
AJIT: Tum kahin par bhi so jao Robert !! Mujhe to Mona ke saath hi sona hai.

(Scene - Ajit gets hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Chela: Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....

AJIT: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......

AJIT: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-tareh jaayega.

Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
AJIT: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great wall hanging ban jayegi

AJIT: Robert is ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala!!!

AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya.
AJIT: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha LingChu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrlings typing.)
AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert: Magar kyoon baas?
AJIT: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

(Scene - Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.)
AJIT: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is kutte ko usse bandh do. Timer ko theek das baje set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iski maut bhi late honi chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do.

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!